I got the job (contingent upon approved background check0. She said she thinks I'll fit in perfectly! They all picked ME, and not that guy in the suit! They didn't want him or his dorky folder! They picked me, in my boots!!! No folder!!! For once, the strange kid in the back of the room WINS!!! Finally! It took 15 years, but I won! I beat the teacher's pet! And I beat him when it counted! HOLY CRAP.
If I don't pass that background check, I will die a thousand deaths.