Those names make those stupid celebrity kids' names seem okay. At least one of my kids' names will start with an X. I think X is the coolest letter. Maybe I'll just name them all "X." I'll refer to them as X1, X2, X3...or X squared, X cubed...hahaha...
[I know that X2 is not the same as X to the power of 2, I was merely entertaining myself.]
This is not my week. Here's why:
1. A miniature volcano-like wound growing on my leg. My guess? An infected bug bite
2. A parking ticket for $50 for parking too far from my curb
3. JURY DUTY summons
4. No job this week
5. Damaged contacts (contacts as in eyewear, not acquaintances)